this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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