I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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