I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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