...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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