Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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