sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
North Korea, Best Korea!
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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