yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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