I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"