Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
I'm just looking out for you.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.