He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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