I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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