i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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