thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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