We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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