I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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