i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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