i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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