If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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