I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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