she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
