Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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