At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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