Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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