her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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