batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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