apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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