We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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