Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week đ
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He sang the chorus to âInside of youâ by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldnât even be mad, that probably took talent
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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