Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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