i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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