I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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