im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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