brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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