Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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