I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
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