We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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