I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
