Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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