I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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