But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Randomize