If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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