we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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