i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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