He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
i now understand why vodka
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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