Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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