I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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