I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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