I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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