Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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