He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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