Do vagina's smell?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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