Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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