Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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