I bet he comes in French.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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