I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Randomize
