Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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